Poetry Corner
A small selection of poetry by Raymond Johnson

This isn't really a poem per se but more of a reinterpretation of song lyrics. On Twitter recently people were posting their own versions of what they believe song lyrics to be, usually because they had misheard them but in some cases for the sake of making them sound witty. This is what I posted. These made up lyrics are from the theme song of the video game Perfect Dark Zero. To listen to the actual song click here for a YouTube vid.

Perfect Lyrics

I'm a terrible, honest little girl.

Drop, drop drop, drop that vase,
Drop, drop drop, drop that vase,
Drop, drop drop, drop that vase,
Drop, drop drop, drop that vase,
Drop, drop drop, drop that vase,
Drop, drop drop, drop that vase.

Look in my eyes you will see, there's so much more to me.

The reflection of my lie, see what you see.

When all I wanna do, is stand in front of you.

All you wanna do is always bring me down.

Don't you understand, Venus was a man.

Locked up in the old, castle down that hole.

I like Deadpool, I'm a dirty little girl.

I'm a... here to rock your world!

 

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